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Athletes vs Aliens monsters & bosses

The swarm starts out cute and harmless. By the time you reach the West Coast they're huge, ugly and mean. Twelve monster types, fifty state bosses, four flying ship bosses and one Hive King.

Blobs

Wobbly goo bags with too many teeth. They come first, and they come hungry.

Brutes

Big-shouldered bruisers with horns. They walk through anything you put in front of them.

Tentacle Beasts

One giant eye, a lot of grabby arms and a very bad attitude.

Big Cute Giants

They look like toys. They are not toys. Do not hug them.

Cyclops

Tall, red and glaring. The crest on top lights up right before they charge.

Armored Bugs

Spiked shells and fangs. Hit them hard and hit them often.

Sand Serpents

Coiled worms that burst out of the ground in rings of glowing spines.

Spider Queens

Eight legs, many eyes, zero manners. Every board she shows up, she brings friends.

Brain Jellies

Floating brains in glass domes, trailing glowing tentacles that zap whatever they touch.

Lava Golems

Walking volcanoes. Cracks of fire run through their rock bodies.

Mantis Reapers

Bladed arms, buzzing wings and the fastest strike of any alien.

Three-Headed Hydras

Three heads, three mouths, three times the trouble.

The ship bosses

Some states are guarded from the sky: the Dreadnought, the Ring Fortress, the Crab Carrier and the Spire Mothership, each flown by an alien pilot you can see in the cockpit.

👑 The Hive King

The final boss waits in Washington, DC. Knock him down to half health and he gets enraged: bigger, faster and glowing red. Beat him and Zorbo has bad news. They're back where it started, bigger and stronger, and the next round begins.

Every state boss